Raf's leetle mooolteeeplyeee saaayyyt.

My life is strange. I've come to accept that in many ways. It can be a blessing and a curse but one thing's for sure... boredom never factors into it. I've been told to put my experiences down in writing for posterity's sake so... when I die they will forever remain. Well here goes... a strange story of stupidity for those who have never heard it before.

I was in Bacolod not too long ago attending some college teacher's party (another story for another day) and for some reason or other I ended up in a local zoo. While I was walking around I came across this group of kids being led around by a zoo keeper and he was explaining to them what each animal was and so on and so forth. Well at one particular stop he asked them: "Children... do you know what animal this is?" And they ask... "What?"

"Its a DARE."
"A WHAT?"
"A DARE! It's a PLANT-EATING MAMMARY!"

*facepalm*

I would've thrown my shoes at him except I needed them for the whole trip. I swear to god... the things we come across sometimes...