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So I think I just did one of the most evil things ever... but it was fun.
I went to an event that I helped set up and I invited some friends to come along. During the course of the evening, I found out that one of them had intimate plans for the evening and was planning to leave early. I told her that she should make things interesting at least. I mean... you do it, you go front, get flipped over... pushed on the side... etc. etc. etc. Same old routine. So time to spice things up! So I told her to do the whole shebang and when he sez he's gonna hit his high... take the time to pop him on the jaw with a right hook and shout... "DONKEY PUNCH!!!" I told her it was a surefire way that he'll never forget her. Well she said no... she's not gonna do that. So I asked as a personal favor to at least think about it and me as well when it happens. Heh.
So she leaves... and I just calculate the time it'll take before she's in the middle of it. I figure it'd be two hours... and when the time came I sent her a text with just two words: "DONKEY PUNCH!"
Shortly after I got a reply. it said: "Not gonna happen Raffy! You're ruining the moment!"
So I have achieved something most men would never have thought of doing. Some hot chick is getting some but I'm on her mind... and donkey punching.
Life is great.
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