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Something I just have to write down for posterity... random screwups by the crew of the Space Academy.  Ya know how you want to say something but for some reason or other... it just comes out wrong?  Well here are a few excepts.  And yes I'm naming names!

1. SPACE GAMES by Tei Allison
She was in an internet cafe trying to fix her online life when a bunch of rowdy kids were screaming and running around while playing Starcraft.  So she gets up and tells them... "Excuse me... I'm trying to work here... can you be quiet while you play your SPACE GAMES?"

2. NORWEGIA by Maite Matute
Read my past blogs for this one. hahahaha!

3. JUICE OF THE COCONUT by Omar Ermita
Again read my past blogs for this one. :D

4.  CHICKEN MANOK by Ria Gamboa
"Wesley!  I'm HUNGREEE!!!"  I want... I want... what do you call that roasted... its like the... CHICKEN MANOK?"  LECHON MANOK!  Wahahaha

5. "WALK THIS WAY" by Maike Evers
Maike was trying to hum "Walk this Way" by Run D.M.C. for a game of cranium.  The deal was she had to make her partner (her ex and a guitarist lol) guess the name of the song.  All we got was a strange rendition of Mmmmmm by the Crash Test Dummies.

6. WATCH YOUR STEPS by Raffy Tesoro
I saw this sign on a staircase that said "Watch Your Steps"... I was laughing so hard I tripped on the stairs... Karma.  My Name is Earl.

7.  SAILING THING by Wesley Villarica
Hey Wes... what's a Hobiecat?  Oh... its a... its a... its a sailing thing.  Nice.

8.  PULUUBEEEH by Ogee Atos
Ogee got so wasted one time that he was being dragged across Roxas Boulevard by two friends.  While this was happening, a young beggar comes up to him and asks for money.  So what Ogee does... oh man... he puts his face as close up to the girl's as he can... screws up his face in the worst way possible and screams... "PUUULUUUUBEEEEH!!!"

I think that poor beggar girl is still rocking herself to sleep to this day.

9.  THIS IS MY TOWN! by Maite Matute
So we were stuck in traffic at Bicutan while trying to get to Alabang for a show.  While we were crawling along... Maite pops up and sez... "why don't we take the skyway!"  I found that really weird since I know it ends at Bicutan... but she was so insistent... she was like... "DUDE... this is MY town.  I know where I'm going."  So we take the skyway... and lo and behold!  NO TRAFFIC!  Unfortunately we were going in the opposite direction...

And here we are... part of the reason why we should be committed to an asylum.  Welcome to my zoo!